bate day

a day you have to yourself when you cant stop jacking off and it seems you have enough sperm to impregnate a whale. it is 24 hour celebration.

where is gilberto" "i think he is having a bate day

by ogpussymagnet June 22, 2010

Day Beer

an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.

Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?

Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.

by oidrtybtrd June 24, 2010

pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.

I eat pie on pi day.

by Primal Secret December 15, 2008

day out

a large gathering of the same thing

on seeing a large group of blondes together
carla: blonde day out!

on seeing a group of people all wearing skinny jeans
orlaith: skinnies day out!

by SkinnyEff May 18, 2008

Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.

yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?

by hrm smk April 7, 2008

banana day

august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas


*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day

"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"

by tyhe August 24, 2008

SLOTH day

A day when military personnel do not have to punish the bad guys from their whirling beast of death. Nor do they have to brush their teeth or put on their combat boots. They can lounge around all day doing nothing at all.

One military member, we'll call him OAF for Ops Air Force, once slept 18 hours on sloth day and was only nourished by 5 meat rolls, 2 chicken wings, a light chef salad, and 3 Ripits.

by D' has October 27, 2008