The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
by MitchNLauren November 7, 2011
Get the Retard Timemug. Dude: "Ay yo man. Look at my bathing apes. They're shit cool ain't it bruh?"
"No it ain't. The fuck is that Biblical times bullshit bruh"
"No it ain't. The fuck is that Biblical times bullshit bruh"
by RandomInternetUser January 13, 2018
Get the Biblical Timesmug. by blthrskt July 16, 2008
Get the wrench timemug. by matthew ssssssss July 6, 2006
Get the salami timemug. by Anonymous N November 23, 2011
Get the sleepy timemug. A place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing - like typing names into Urban Dictionary
by Huntch March 9, 2010
Get the Time Spongemug. when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.
by radiuminjection October 13, 2009
Get the fart timemug.