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The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
by MitchNLauren November 06, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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