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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.
ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"
by InMeteor September 19, 2009
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Intergalactic-Space-Nugget

I wanted to bang that dude but he had an Intergalactic-Space-Nugget
by BigPileOfP00 June 1, 2015
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space traveller

A curious and adventerous person who blasts off on psychdelics, especially psychdelic cocktails, and explores the depths of the mental universe.
Dani is a true space traveller. His space missions changed his outlook on reality.
by Space traveller July 20, 2018
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veggie space

You can attend today’s meeting online or in veggie space.
by SegNerd August 10, 2023
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go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.
I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!
by Homer Formby May 18, 2019
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space program

i blew it today like the space program.
by ducklicker May 5, 2010
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