me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the I don't speak russian I speak sovietmug. When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
Get the Russian Phone boothmug. When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.
by Sue Casa April 18, 2020
Get the Russian pull outmug. A sex position in which a male chews on the others nose and sucks boogers out then spitting it into the others mouth back and forth until one has to swallow it.
by LoganSin117 December 1, 2019
Get the Russian chewmug. I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.
by Frank986 April 11, 2022
Get the Russianmug. Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020
Get the Russian Handymug. by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah February 22, 2022
Get the russianmug.