retarded fish frog

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.
by dickbagpadildo August 04, 2008
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Pop Culturally Retarded

A person who is especially unaware of various pop culture references and who has not seen or even heard of various popular music, movies, books, etc.
Jennifer is "Pop Culturally Retarded" because she has never seen or even heard of the movie Old School.
by The Karcich June 09, 2010
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Awkward Retarded Dinosaur

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)
question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.
by benjamin e August 08, 2010
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flogging a retarded horse

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.
'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'
by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009
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Full retard

Another word for libtard. Typically used by internet conservatives and Republicans (who get information from poorly sourced/low-factual accuracy outlets).
Timmy: California has gone *full retard*, according to Breitbart it is full of radical-leftists and Antifa.
Bob: Whatever you say, Timmy.
by Jorolb December 06, 2020
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retard bluetooth

The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.
Dont ask those two...you will get the same answer. I blame retard bluetooth.
by UDauthor123 April 21, 2010
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Unknowingly Retarded

A state of being that primarily exists in the young and foolish. Someone who has been no place, almost no education, no life experience. Yet, they know everything, have been everywhere, and have been through it all. Serves no purpose in the world other than being an annoyance to those who do.
You would think his constant embarrassment would be a clue. How can someone be so unknowingly retarded?
by WAR SPYD3R January 28, 2009
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