ningetically sleeping

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.
Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.
by Mvitalich June 04, 2021
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Sleep-and-Stream

When you watch a movie/binge watch a show only to then fall asleep after and wake up, then repeat.
Person 1: I totally just binged watched this new show. Fell asleep after and then binged watched another show

Person 2: I'm gonna Sleep-and-Stream as well this weekend
by MonteCrisco May 23, 2022
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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef March 19, 2016
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drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night
Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
by blupopscl March 16, 2016
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sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
by LRaiser March 13, 2008
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Sleep Wrangling

Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.
There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.

Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.

There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.
by Rodney Cobbletop December 13, 2010
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don’t shit where you sleep

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home
“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”
by George N. May 03, 2025
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