pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.

My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

play doh fart

Flatulence produced when you eat too much play doh because you had leftovers from building your sweet ancient Aztec replica village with play doh. Only happens when mixed with cream soda.

The daycare garage smells like one giant play doh fart.

by Johnny_Chimpo July 8, 2014

The Standard Average Play

the standard average play is usually the best play available in poker. the standard average play, or SAP, was developed as a kind of anti-dote to The Fancy Play Syndrome. the Standard Average Play is what a SAP, or "normal" person might do, if that normal person thought through what was actually occurring in the moment at the table AND the Standard Average Play is what every Pro should be looking for, and should know, at any given point in the play of a hand. the Standard Average Play was developed by William Edward Harding and Kurt Dewhurst, two well-known Las Vegas Poker personalities.

you know, rather than trying to out-think everybody all the time and look like a genius, you might benefit from simply asking: "what's the standard average play here?" the standard average play is usually good enough, and usually where you're head should be.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013

Ale plays baseball

A Memer who likes baseball and who is a baseball player who is funny and also nice and has good friends And who likes Wii sports memes

Ale plays baseball btw

by Ale was here btw October 3, 2019

not playing with a regulation ball

mentally incompetent; mentally challenged

I suspect that panhandler with the blow-up doll is not playing with a regulation ball.

by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010

Playing my Nintendo

The phrase "playing my Nintendo" means that someone is "playing with another's heart." This is a gay term, however, and typically used as a discreet way to refer to a bond between two homies.

"James has really been playing Luke's Nintendo lately. Luke should just ask him out already."
alt:

"Damn, Arcangelo, playing my Nintendo."

by Cecil is better than you December 18, 2018

play-doh spine

Weak and dumb as fuck

Don't mind the new recruit he's got a play-doh spine

by ThePigWithABigDick July 10, 2018