evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire

evan peters is my husband.

by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021

Peter

A fucking LOSER

Omg stop peter such a Peter

by Shortbich December 21, 2022

Peter's brb

When that one friend says brb and comes back in 4 hours.

Peter in an intense game: "oh man gtg brb"
Paul: "Oh no"
Chris: "Ah yes another Peter's brb. Im gonna cook some meal after game and wait for him to come back"
Peter, after 4 hours: "Sorry guys i was talking to my parents"

by Lupiinek June 20, 2021

sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023

Peter

Sexy man. Good in bed. Big penis. Women love him

That's a gibbo moment when Peter said something un funny

by Penisman938383 November 23, 2021

Peter Stain

When precum leaks out of the tip and leaves a wet dot on your trousers.

After that lap dance, I could see Mark's peter stain from across the room.

by Neener Shent February 18, 2015

klaus peter

most german name ever
knows his english

deutsch af
Teresa Dad

whats your daddys name?

his name is KLAUS PETER

by jurassicaderboZz September 11, 2017