Tentacle Poo

When you have been so constipated that you feel like you are giving birth to a third arm or a giant tentacle and your body is being ripped in half.

You dude I did a massive tentacle poo last night it was like being split asunder

by Eduardo Rapide April 25, 2021

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split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

by Omg that girl January 28, 2014

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boopy poo

the thing u can say in any situation. exciting, annoying, scary, etc. go all out. become one with boopy poo

1): omg im so scared
2): bOOPY POO
3): get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

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poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014

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Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

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Often a saying used by King Keeg Carti to describe his anger towards men who are texting for a booty call late at night.

If tonight you were to destroy the dms by saying you have a slurry of poo brewing then i don’t think anyone would be upset.

Perhaps could also mean a tornado that is in combination with Keegy’s beautiful shit slurry.

“Pee Pee Poo Poo Doo Doo Slurry of Poo fart Slurry of Shit”

by Lover of Fathers February 17, 2021

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