Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022

Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners

I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,

by Ray8603 August 27, 2022

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

pee-pee-roni

The act of sticking ones penis into a stick of pepperoni.

Can be used to describe a person's attitude. If someone is being a pee-pee-roni, they are acting as though they have had their meat (dick) has been cut off or is missing.

"Man you being such a pee-pee-roni. Get some balls pussy!"

by SnoopsMaGoops June 12, 2018

Pee-the-bed

An older child causing concern because he still urinates in bed while sleeping at night.

"I heard that Jeffery pee-the-bed at night, and he'll be seven soon.

by Bill Mobley October 12, 2021