Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’

by Yanooiii November 19, 2018

road snaking

Road Snaking or "Road Snakin" refers to a man who whores around and travels from women to woman while on the road to happiness.

"Dude Tony has been fucking a lot of girls lately"
"Yeah Nigga, He been road snaking all month"

by ArkhamKRogue May 31, 2016

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003

The High Road

The High Road is a level in Crash Bandicoot for the PS1. When the game was remade for the PS4, the new engine made the level a lot harder to beat than on the PS1.

"I can't believe I just beat The High Road."

by Scyhh August 9, 2017

Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

road head in the hurse

head in the car but wit a twist when a girl grabs you by the nipple so hard you cum in her mouth watery goodness

“Damn shortyyy you made my nipple turn white” road head in the hurse

by big daddy cum sauxe November 19, 2020