irtaza makki owais

people with biggest dick and broke Guinness world record of having big dicks and would spark any motha fuckers around the world.

wouldnt mind a foursome with these 3 sexy bastards irtaza makki owais

by westyork apnas November 22, 2018

Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.

While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

water seeks its own level

Quality people of integrity will always find other quality people of integrity and vice versa

(Water seeks its own level) -Birds of a feather flocks together!

by Chinnadoll January 20, 2021

i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023

O.W Best Middle School

The most problematic middle school to ever exist. Everyone talks shit about you behind your back but never say it to your face. Bitches get jealous easily over pretty girls. Hella ugly boys/girls. Very hard to find someone thats unproblematic and pretty.

“Ay, what school you go to?”
“O.W Best Middle School”
“You dirty asf for going there…”

by broken table October 14, 2021

C.O.W.

Change Our World

Are you going to go to that event in Garden Grove? That's totally going to C.O.W.!

Barack Obama promised to C.O.W.!

by Chad Valancia July 2, 2009

w.o.w

( word of wonder): among the many new daily definitions of urbandictionary. com, your favorite w.o.d.

Person a) What is your w.o.w for today?

Person b) lol there are so many to choose from

by Sexydimma October 1, 2016