p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020

Phone

The greatest object to speak with friends.

Pick up the phone.

by Pangoman1 September 19, 2017

Juicy phone

A phone that becomes wet with face sweat after talking on it for extended periods of time.

I had a juicy phone again last night after talking to my girl for four hours.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

by Sponceee April 6, 2017

phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.

We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.

by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017