King laqueefa 

The emperor of the chewbaccalypse, she has the worst agrajag and hairiest pussy wookie making a polar bear look like a chiwawa

NOO king laqueefa is making our world a slip and slide.

King laqueefa by Animal frogged December 13, 2014

king cobra 

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real, adult king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra as a synonym for an arrogant person. i mean, when arrogant want to be arrogant, is there anything you can do? no. just so with the real king cobra, if you meet one, you have no chance, you better run. and in the secular world, stay away from arrogant people as much as possible.

king cobra by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2015

King Douche 

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

King Douche by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015

king day 

birthday

bout to turn up on my king day

king day by VersaceBurger March 28, 2015

king cobra 

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Look at a real adult king cobra, the snake, that's about to strike and you'll understand the analogy with a king cobra as an arrogant person. When arrogant individuals want to show off their arrogance there is nothing you can do; in the secular world stay away both from dangerous snakes such as king cobras, as well as arrogant people.

king cobra by Uncle Dimma April 22, 2015

King's Flower 

Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.

Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"

King's Flower by SandyToes May 22, 2015

king kong 

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong

" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!

king kong by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015