wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.

I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.

by God12231234 March 15, 2024

Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person

He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.

by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024

jerk off in someone

Basically sex.

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.

by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024

Jerking Off

When you do something non productive for a large amount of time. Basically doing nothing, not actually jerking off.

"me and ____ have been jerking off all 5th period"

by 7l0cka January 19, 2026

Charlie Jerk

The act of one getting masturbated or masturbating oneself and your penis bleeds

Chris Brown: Keep going baby or else I’ll beat you

LA Prostitute: Yes king.

Chris Brown: Agh stop, I’m Charlie Jerked!

by Epinephrinepen January 25, 2026

Circle jerk

When 5 or more guys are in rotation on one blunt...

"Damn are those guys over there circle jerking?"
"5 or more guys on one blunt? That's not a rotation that's a circle jerk."

by Karmaj98 February 20, 2026