holy slowly

a word used to describe being astonished about something

Holy slowly, my computer takes forever to save a file

by SEANDOR October 29, 2018

Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

by Savannahghost November 7, 2018

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Holy Fuckioli

A cross between Holy fuck and Holy ravioli. Holy fuckioli (it’s fun to say as well.)

*Max* did you see my test scores???
*Jay* Holy fuckioli they are horrible!!!

by Babysugar March 6, 2019

Shit Fucking Holy

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy

Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”

by FrankieFox0714 March 8, 2019

Holy bozie

1. An expression of amazement

1. Holy bozie, that car almost hit us.

by Moab Savage March 16, 2019