Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend

(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.

by Kennclie April 16, 2020

get momed

What you say to anyone when something shitty occurs to them

Person 1: *slips on banana and cracks open skull*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

get momed

The phrase when something shitty happens to someone you know

Person 1: *slips on banana and straight up dies*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

Get along

To indulge in a friendship or relationship with someone.

I get along with my ex at the theater.

by Vab's Andy. May 18, 2020

Get peed on

An insult to tell when you want to brag, or rub something in.

Bro I just beat Jerry and he got peed on.

Lol get peed on bro

by Pee Gerald June 29, 2020

Getting Zucked

Get suspended from Facebook for having a sense of humor

I am always getting zucked for 30 days for posting offensive funny memes.

by Koshi Yank July 23, 2020

Get the learns

To acquire knowledge or skills from the internet, namely, Youtube.

Cool child : "I want to play the piano."
Supportive mom: "What a great choice! We can sign you up for piano lessons."
Cool child: "Nah, I'll just get the learns on the computer."
Hippie aunt: "Did he just say, 'get the learns'? I love it!!

by anonymous October 28, 2020