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eat it like groceries

The act of eating your lover's ass hole so gratuitously and with such vigor, a comparison could be made between said ass hole and grocery products.
"Tom Cruise makes sad, powty faces if I don't eat it like groceries before going for walks in the park"-John Travolta
by Bértha BigLötts June 3, 2016
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eat make-up

they may be beautiful to look at, but the moment they start talking, their personality is not so beautiful. Therefore, tell them to eat make-up so they can be beautiful on the inside as well.
Hot girl with a bitchy attitude doesn't acknowledge you,

you say "go eat make-up... bitch"
by gpen September 27, 2012
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Man Eating Bunny

An evil bunny that was created in a physics class, trained to kill any one the creators hated, later other humans got involed with the man eating bunny bringing guns with them shooting anything and realsing the bunny to feed off the dead. Later a whole fictional story was created for man eating bunny.
She realsed the Man Eating Bunny to feed off the dead humans.
by blah911 April 11, 2011
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I eat kids

I eat kids just a man or woman esting kids
Man or woman who literally eats kid. i eat kids

WomanRight!
by King-nutt April 27, 2019
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eat my feelings

When you're sad or upset so you just keep eating
When he breaks up with me I'll eat my feelings to make me feel a little bit better
by Extra dark chocolate drizzle February 26, 2017
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Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.
Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump
by bjkurtz221 March 15, 2010
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eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her
Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."
by James234678900 March 14, 2014
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