Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.

Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.

by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022

Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

by Guble September 19, 2022

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR

Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me

by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025

Canadian "wildfire"

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.

Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room

by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian

An unarmed American with healthcare

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free

by Samantha Crosfield March 3, 2021