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I don't even, I can't even 

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.
Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."
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I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world 

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

Tuna Can Penis 

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.
Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.
Tuna Can Penis by Smellman March 5, 2009

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS! 

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.
You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

hit the can 

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".
I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.
hit the can by InfinitelyCorrect August 26, 2011

no can do 

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.
You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.
no can do by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004