Californication

The desire to go to Hollywood and make it big as an actor or actress, which in most cases ends up in failure.

A young girl moving to California and ending up working as a waitress or a prostitute instead of becoming a star actress.

by Sarabellum December 2, 2003

californians

stupid hicks turning the whole world into a bunch of carnies and side-show freaks

heavy metal music and california faggy-ness has turned everyone into a bunch of filthy disgusting inbred hillbillies

by u stupid fashionistas May 16, 2004

California pop tart

When a man fucks a chick in the ass and proceeds to bust his load inside the anus. Upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her ass and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. Within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her shit including the semen and fecal matter out of the anus which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.

My girlfriend told me she was hungry so I hooked her up with a California pop tart!

by Spasa Jovanovich January 2, 2008

california ramstien

A california ramstien is where a man lays a brick and wraps it in saran wrap and then puts it into a freezer. when the turd is well frozen it is forceivly inscerted into a womans vagina as though you are pleasuring her with a dildo.

Last night I totally gave sally the worst california ramstien of her life.

by bill williams June 7, 2007

calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

cali-fizzle

what us OG's call california.

im from S-Dizzle, Cali-Fizzle.
921.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 17, 2005

california switch

thumb in butt other in mouth then switchem

oh baby i just gave myself the california switch i need a mint right???

by mike 5445 June 26, 2008