cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

Cunt Yeah

Cunt Yeah!
To agree with someone.

Shim: That mum is so stat worthy!
Callan: awww Cunt Yeah!!!

by rhomel January 26, 2005

cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

cunt biscuit

a crusty cunt/vagina.

"That girl had such a cunt biscuit last night."

by creeper98 November 1, 2008

cunt barnacle

female version of genital warts

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!

by K.N.N. March 29, 2009

Cunt Basket

Someone who is so much of a cunt, or more than one cunt that they require a basket to contain themselves.

That cunt basket came over here and actually tried to apologize for what they said last night at the party.

by burrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2009