The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
Get the Ask the cow!mug. A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
Get the King Cowmug. 
A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
Get the Cow cornmug.