Cow plow

When another women or girl is having sexual intercourse with your man
Hey , heard Steve cow plowed Stacy
by Juebene August 06, 2017
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Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
by Britt k May 02, 2008
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Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.
by Squiggers62 July 25, 2024
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chilly cow

When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.
"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"
by yourmumsafilthyrottenslag December 19, 2020
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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022
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cow craze

The female equivalent to a circle jerk
Hey girl! Let’s go cow craze together!
by Nipfab April 15, 2025
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Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”
by Farik Hanson April 02, 2021
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