Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017

FUDGE CAKE

WHEN YOU GET MAD SAY FUDGE CAKE!!!

*Drops Pencil* FUDGE CAKE

by MLG DOG LOVER XD March 20, 2017

cake house

A group of women with a predominate feature of booty.

This place is a cake house.

by CheddarRuffles April 5, 2017

hidden cakes

A girl who you would've thought had no butt mysteriously brings one out.

A girl who got a butt low-key.

"Damn girl, where them hidden cakes come from?"

by Slim_boi April 13, 2017

ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

chicken cake

A small sick with a large girth another term for chode

Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"

Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"

by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017

Cake topping

To be so over weight to no longer be muffin topping but not enough to be obese

She is so cake topping in those yoga pants

by Purple brackets June 25, 2017