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Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.
"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."
by kasairashi August 21, 2011
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brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.
She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.
by plasticus April 28, 2004
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brown clown

To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.
I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.
by P. Lucho August 9, 2004
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cleveland brown

Similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player.
Last night I tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a Cleveland Brown..
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).
by Fulltime667 December 18, 2004
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Brown Frown

Brown Frown is a term often used to describe marijauna with very little potency. Marijauna considerded to be "brown frown" also happens to have a brownish hue. Hence the name, "brown frown."
This shit is some brown frown, man. I'm not even sure it's real weed.
by capmasta April 18, 2011
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brown zero

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

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Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

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To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.
by Total Penetration May 31, 2005
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pooter brown

A woman's asshole that is used as a pussy. To fuck a girl in the ass.
I'm gonna get me some "pooter brown"
by Willie Drake June 2, 2007
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