Beanshit

a way to call somebody a peasant or just show that your angry.

King: what do you want beanshit?

by darkloveswords January 13, 2025

Beanshit

calling someone a shitface and a beaner

You dirty mexican beanshit!

by DefinitelyNOTPurple January 14, 2025

Beans

MUST be said in a southern-London accent

(Positive con.) The best possible scenario or thing to happen

(Negative con.) Not nice; the worst thing one can do

(plural) The multiple of 1 bean

Positive: That was very beans of them to give us free tickets

Negative: That wasn't very beans of you to crash my car

by 7Mac11s January 28, 2025

Beanshit

Beanshit is slang/codeword for "I'm a submissive little femboy and I want to get fucked hard!!"

"Beanshit." (I'm so horny for a giant cock right now)

by Nate_Higgers1488 February 9, 2025

Beans

Usually a mammal's toes. Commonly used by the furry fandom or those who have feet fetish.

"Oooh... You like beans don't you? Can't wait to tickle those~ >w<" They tease on their friend

by Fornyax February 14, 2025

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025