bum tax

the money you have to pay a bum when he buys you liquor or cigarettes (if you're a minor that is). Generally you give them a twenty and let them keep the change, so they get in between 3 and 5 dollars for their services.

A: I've got just enough to buy a bottle!
B: I dont have my fake ID though. Do you have enough to cover the bum tax?

by ur_fav_girl_evr March 26, 2009

Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.

YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.

by Hason Wung August 12, 2011

bum scene

From the 70's a lighter version of the term; "Bad Scene," meant to be much less dramatic. It would rarely be used by the person who actually had the experience. Rather, it would be a show of support from one friend to another, though it could also be an attempt to trivialize the experience.

In extreme circumstances, it could also describe an ugly experience with drugs, violence or sex.

Bummer is a shortened version of bum scene.

The word 'bum' would often be said while holding in a hit of weed followed by the word 'scene' that would be stretched out while exhaling the hit. As in: Bum (holding breath) sceeeeeene (exhaling slowly).

#1: I lost my wallet with 20 bucks in it.
#2: Bum scene, man.
#1: I was so messed up I think I left it at your girlfriend's house.
#2: Bum (holding breath) sceeeeeene (exhaling slowly).

by BobM November 9, 2008

bum supper

To do a big fat poo or (jobby) from your bum

Oh my, after eating that enormous burger, I think I might need a bum supper

by Gilly Pants January 28, 2006

bum puppies

another way to describe human faeces and or defecating.

"im just going to drop off/give birth to some bum puppies"

by Ade Lunn October 28, 2007

Bum Lord

Someone who is lazy and never wants to do anything. One who has no plans in life is a "Bum Lord."

My friends always want to play video games and never go outside, they are all a bunch of Bum Lords

by Baby Bum Lord December 13, 2017

Under-Bum

An area located beneath the Buttocks, If ticklish it is open to the act of Under-Bumming, where a second party uses a hand to squeeze the area as a method of acute torture.

Usually not to extract information, But to extract uncontrollable laughter and strange noises from the Under-Bumee.

Person 1 : I'm bored, I'm going to Under-bum you!

Person 2 : NO! I cant take another Under-bumming!

by Thomasjeffy December 9, 2014