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Mike beans

Gnocci
"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."
by downesdecock November 16, 2022
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Christ Bean

A beaner who believes in Jesus.
"I wont convert to christianity, christ bean!"
by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd November 19, 2022
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Window Bean

Someone's who glued a baked bean onto a glass window.
by PickleRick9696 November 21, 2022
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Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
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Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.
Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.
by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022
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Bean Hole

When a mexican has a hole to hide in or a small space to hide in.
Juan was caught trying to sneak over into America by using a Bean Hole
by ZeroApplez September 16, 2022
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Mean bean

One of the several flavors available in the Monster Java Energy Drink line. The best Java flavor to exist.

ALSO, an adjective to describe somebody who is WORSE than a bad bean. Mean beans are not just bad, they may also be racist, homophobic, etc. or an asshole in general.
1. Mean Bean is the best monster flavor. Ong
2. That guy called my Asian friend a racial slur. He’s a MEAN BEAN!
by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022
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