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Gen alpha

(1) A method the universe used to jinx the people who thought gen z was bad.
(2) anyone born 2012-(unknown time)
(3) a insult used by gen z
(4) the people who say "ohio rizz sigma gyatt skibidi dop dop"
Gen alpha: GIVE ME YOUR OHIO, YOURE SO SKIBIDI!
Gen Z: ew a gen alpha go put your musty ipad away
Millennials: and we thought gen Z was bad 💀
by spearmintzx December 26, 2023
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Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha also known as the failed generation or skibidi toilet lovers are the living embodiment of humanities darkness and brain rot.
Person : Man, that child is so annoying
Other Person : He's Gen Alpha
Person throws the baby of the plane while the baby was watching and singing skibidi toilet and the skicking out your gyatt for the rizzler
by Kimichima December 28, 2023
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Free Alpha

Sharing unsolicited data, information or intelligence with other men that can benefit them and help them succeed without wanting or expecting anything in return. Offering insight or leaving a bread crumb trail that is beneficial to other men that may be struggling with or seeking a solution for a problem. Loving your fellow brothers like your self and giving them dope ass actionable information.

Also collecting duck butter that is saturated with pheromones' and testosterone with your thumbnail from under your ball sack and offering it to your bro to smell after you sniff it first. The offer is usually silent and the thumb is put right infront of your bro's nose so they can get a whiff of it.

Like all free alpha, there is not need for thanking or gratitude.. the pleasure free alpha is in the act of giving, not the gratitude from the other party. Because you are your brothers keeper. Not to say that gratitude is not of extreme importance. It is the Joy and gratitude of the alpha for being who he is which compels him to share and give free alpha to others.

There are no strings attached to free alpha. It is an act of giving useful info to your fellow man. Also pheromones' trigger signals within the body, there fore pheromones' are a type of data or signal carrier that changes and affects behavior. This is why you shouldn't wear deodorant.. all the free alpha makes pussies wet and puts fear into the heart of other men that do not know you or are not a familiar.
Bro... i just gave you so much free alpha.. stop being a beta cuck and take action.

if you don't stop being a lazy bastard and keep asking me for free alpha without putting any work in, im going to fuck your wife because you are acting like a beta.

dude.. wtf are you doing with you hand down your pants.. oh here have some free alpha.. it will put hair on your chest.
by dadbofor December 29, 2023
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gen alpha

not in a good state, mostly obsessed with skibidi toilet ohio or fanum tax
ohio sigma fanum tax-

AN EXAMPLE OF gen alpha NOT IN A GOOD STATE RIGHT NOW
by randomdictionaire January 3, 2024
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gen alpha brain rot

dees: quit wacthing that gen alpha brain rot
by P H O N K G O D January 9, 2024
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Gen Alpha

Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.
Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!
by timebombing January 11, 2024
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A generation which is catastrophically critical right now, all because of Elsagate and so on.
Youtuber: "Gen Alpha is fucked, and we know that for sure."
by iwascrazyonce January 16, 2024
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