douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.

I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.

by SDkid May 15, 2008

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Douche Baggins

Insult. can be used as sarcastic, demeaning pass at a person of arrogant character.

"You must be Froto's cousin, Douche Baggins...."

by es8074 November 14, 2009

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Dragging the douche

1 - verb. To bring something entirely unwanted to an event, gathering, or party. Must usually a bad attitude but can include material items such as horrible music or a smelly friend.

Don't tell Karen about the party she always drags the douche. or: God that guy is always dragging the douche!

by Gotelc December 18, 2008

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He's usually man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009

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Douche Charming

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

by AlMcD November 29, 2009

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