Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.

I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!

by E Ruff September 26, 2021

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021

On the wood

To have the money in hand or on the table.

Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front

by On the wood December 25, 2020

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood

Yoo rollup a fatass wood

by LenisPicker September 16, 2020

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Haydn wood

He is a sexy mother fucker and loves a bit of tabs

Haydn wood get ya tits out

by Fisherman tabs August 2, 2020

sid woods

Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.

Sid woods is a nonce

by Hayden Jones July 2, 2021