by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono
Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math
by garbagebread June 11, 2024

I don't care if UrbanDictonary cums in my eye socket and throws me in the devil's urethra I stand my ground and I love math.
by Anony. Res November 24, 2023

Math is like the science of numbers and shapes, but it's also like the OG language of science. It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. It's like the ultimate tool for understanding the patterns and structures that we see in the world around us. So, if you're trying to unlock the secrets of the universe, you better brush up on your math skills, or you'll be lost in space like a total n00b!
"Yo, check it, math is like the OG language of science, you feel me? It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. So, if you're trying to be a boss in the science game, you better get on that math tip, or you'll be lost in the sauce like a total scrub!"
by 4uffin July 5, 2023

by sambolina888 February 9, 2018

Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.
Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
by GrungyFruitcake March 31, 2022

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.
John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast
by Wags86 January 17, 2022
