cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Chest to tits

The action you take when a girl pisses you off or tries to get in your face. Similar to going chest to chest when a guy gets in your grill, but it is not a guy, and they have tits.

Bro, Joe B. was so pissed that girl pushed him down.
Brah, I know, he went chest to tits!

by Dane Slights April 13, 2011

tit-grenade

When an employee of a firm uses some flimsy excuse to repeatedly touch or squeeze a colleagues chest (pecs or boobs), and the colleague then deliberates whether to sue the firm for sexual harassment at a time that suits them best.

You know, if they jerk me around one more time at work, or threaten to lay me off, I'm going to lob that tit-grenade Kathy gave me into the meeting with HR.

by The Mighty Bood February 9, 2019

Kester's tits

A phrase to exclaim the loss of motivation for any school work.

Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"

I have kester's tits

by Slayyer0888 April 9, 2019

lil' tits

the high school white rapper that raps about fucking all the big bitches and sucking milf bitties. lil' tits is also obsessed with the school prostitute's big juicy and round titties

lil' tits came out with a new track on soundcloud today guys. listen to it!

by Lil Thong November 17, 2018

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

tit stamp

When you put your boob on somebody’s face and you punch your tit into their face

Did you tit stamp him last night?

by Sorrow1996 November 18, 2017