Blue Shit

an alcoholic beverage consisting of a triple shot of vodka and a mystery blue fizzy mixer. favoured by students in York on nights out in stone roses.

"Drank so many blue shits last night that i don't even remember leaving stones"

by grog037 March 12, 2022

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Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 02, 2022

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Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

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king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022

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shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

by Huthost March 20, 2020

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