Whip out your titty day

Every May 5 is international whip out your titty day on this day you should go up to your friends and show them your titties

I can’t believe you is whip out your titty day Best day ever

by anonymous May 4, 2022

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I like your cut G

When you slap someone on the back of there head.

Did you get a fresh cut well I like your cut G.

by JagJaxn November 15, 2020

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marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

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Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023

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relax your bones

Chill out, take it easy, relax

Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.

by BossTruth October 4, 2020

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To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

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