Shit rain

When water falls from the sky just enough to move dirt around but not wash away the dirt.

Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.

Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.

by sdklegend June 6, 2015

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Shit

A word used as a preference rather than fuck. Also used as another word for poop/fertilizer.

Shit I died in fortnight. Or. I just shit myself fuck.

by Shit I died on a streak 🤣 😭 July 21, 2022

Shit-brat

A shitty person who is comprised of being a brat/ or who is also a brat

Riley is self absorbed in herself at the expense of others, she is a shit-brat

by Brutesarcasm July 18, 2021

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008