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Flacco My Cracco

Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.

1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”

2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.

3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”

Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”

Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”

Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”

Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.

No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
by Justin Title, Attorney At Law December 4, 2023
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My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
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Rizz with my Pookie

When you rizz up your Pookie or bitch
Yo I just used my rizz with my Pookie NEZ
by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023
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My person

My male figure in my life that may appear as a friend because that's what it is no matter what the "Status", boy friend or confidant.
Your person is making me steak (winter 2020?) I hit her with a bat because she was with my person then lied on me to the police about being 7 months pregnant (Arora "Melissa" Reyes in July then she sounded like faun schlosser (Rachel Watts sister) in August of 2021 when I returned to my tree spot to get my silver "NEXT" bike Kieth gave me and some other stuff) I just believe the definition of "my person" is complete...not saying I don't have a few other people...sirs and stuff. My person would most likely be a sir too in person!
by Finnly December 6, 2023
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creamy cummy in my bottom

creamy cummy in my bottom is when you exploded so hard the cum went up your ass

(3,4% of all tenager will experience this during puberty.) Its totelyrandom when so always be prepared
-oh shit i just creamy cummy in my bottom
-Its okey dude my friends friend also creamy cummy in my bottom
by ellkoplbcoolboy December 7, 2023
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Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!
by Meday December 7, 2023
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