post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world

Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now”

by maany January 4, 2024

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Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

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Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever

“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama

by WC_Quizzy January 14, 2024

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certified mieszko classic

Sytuacja spawnująca sie kiedy frekwencja jest w okolicach 40-50%
- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej

- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic

by niemozliwe January 15, 2024

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The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').

"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"

by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024

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