put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

Type shit

the men version of periodt. it obviously sounds better than PERIODTT SIS

"my day was great" "type shit"

by supernigga12225 April 23, 2024

Shit kicker

A person who is a flop and kicks shit

Charbel is the biggest shit kicker

by enforce_it_7 August 25, 2021

Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit

I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!

by BunchofTwats August 21, 2018

Shit without the H

The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting

“Hey, would you like to shit without the H?”

by TheRealZackDean August 18, 2023