Shit scranner

Someone who eats fecal matter for enjoyment
Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner
by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 02, 2021
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Shit swindler

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline
by Clifford the big red asshole January 07, 2022
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shit feeder

A person or people who feed you shit. Shit would be anything other than the truth including negative opinions or obstruction of natural attractive occurrences.
He kept telling me this nonsense about Angela that I knew was untrue. His friends past on the message to substantiate the untruth. When all was said and done it turned out he was nothing but a shit feeder. Feeding everybody shit for his wicked ways.
by 8jacomari8 February 04, 2018
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Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.
To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.
by Joe Smiff March 01, 2024
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Luke Rockhold Shit

Dropping you hand after throwing a jab from southpaw and getting fed left hooks repeatedly.
Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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No Shit Sherlock

Something that someone says when someone else tells that someone something they already new.
You need to take the cap off the water bottle before you can drink the water. ("Well no shit Sherlock").
by js_unknown15 December 30, 2021
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NO SHIT SHERLOCK

When someone said something that is so obviously, and you say to him.
"Fucking is a method of having a a baby."
"No shit Sherlock!"
by Surecock Homes November 07, 2020
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