Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.

Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.

by sawtelle81 July 12, 2022

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Shit-Whip

Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England

Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.

Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.

by jwalk207 June 6, 2024

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

Shit-gunning

Using the sphincter to draw smoke from a smoking or vaping apparatus and then having a second party inhale the anus vapors.

Inverse boofing

Me and Billy Bob was in the outhouse shit-gunning my glass cock til he sharted pea cereal in my gotdamn mouth.

by Pea Cereal November 10, 2020

Shit scranner

Someone who eats fecal matter for enjoyment

Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner

by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 2, 2021