you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Have you got another song?

Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!

The pope: parp!

Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?

by Moojhab o’Kool July 7, 2025

I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.

“Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”

by marriiii!! February 4, 2024

Do you like cheesecake?

Like you tush licked

Do you like cheesecake?

by mista malcolm October 31, 2023