Level 4 shit

A good shit where you saw an animal.

I took lots of level 4 shits while in the forest.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Shit

1. a poop
2. an exclamation not appropriate for most childs

3. there is no third definition HA HA

Iron man dents his pretty suit, Iron Man: SHIT!
Captain America: Language!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 5, 2019

Wyo pigeon shit

This particular event occurs when a male cums in a women’s hair then proceeds to rub it in as conditioner.

Wow my hair is dry Darrick you should give me a wyo pigeon shit so I can make it silky smooth.

by Bigballz March 12, 2021

Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

by prudulentjack August 20, 2022

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

Shit Shudders

A reflexive visceral tremble after an exceptionally expressive bowel movement.

"That squatty potty causes me to get the shit shudders."
"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."

by Dan Dare 1975 January 1, 2017