awkward turtle 

The awkward turtle was originated from many awkward situations where a man would take his pants off before sex, and due to a lack of girth and or size would make the situation very awkward thus also shriveling the ballsack. The tiny penis/shriveled sack combination looks similar to a turtle with it's head poking out, picture a turtle upside down in its shell.

This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...

The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.

Her: Are you ready?
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.

This moment describes the awkward turtle.

awkward turtle by AreDub January 10, 2008

purple turtle 

is when your balls are so shrivalled and hard like the shell of a turtle (if white) and go a light purple colour

when u get un changed and its cold and your balls are hard and look like the shell of a turtle = purple turtle

purple turtle by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

rain turtle 

Rain turtle comes from a native american ceremony where they would collect rocks, form a turtle out of them and then pee on it to prevent rain.

Oh man its going to rain, we better make a rain turtle and the rocks better be just right.

rain turtle by Hoplite January 20, 2005

Volcanic Turtle 

A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary.com. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.

That freaking Volcanic turtle is a bitch!

Volcanic Turtle by TridenT March 26, 2005

mud turtle 

A slang term to describe a poop.

"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".

mud turtle by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011

french turtle 

offensive term, insult
to be easily annoyed or upset by minor comments made by people who only wish to compliment you.

"I really like James but he's sort of a french turtle. I was speaking to him about his car and he got really depressed."

french turtle by sexinavest November 12, 2006

shadow turtle 

A turd that slides down into the toilet in such a way that you can just see its 'head' poking out.

I was trying to see the corn I ate last night, but it was a shadow turtle.

shadow turtle by d-lo-z December 12, 2007