sympathy train

Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.

sympathy train by J-Verc February 20, 2009

happy train

When a tranny and a tranny get into bed together and mash the improper parts together to create a 'happy train' The name comes due to the train aspect of people being pleasured with one tranny being pleasured (likely from behind) by another tranny.

Marcy walked into a room so see her sex changed son on a happy train with her transgendered boyfriend.

happy train by Bunnny1022 May 15, 2020

Running a Ham Train 

a combination of running train and going ham

an upgrade from a bologna car

Basically an all out rampage

EXAMPLE 1: Call of Duty

Bob: "How are you doing in this match?"

Bill: "45 kills, 3 deaths. Let's just say I'm running a ham train."

EXAMPLE 2: Football

After a 45 - 0 victory

Player from the losing team: "What just happened?"

Player from the winning team" "We just ran a ham train on yall punk muthafuckahs!!!!!!"

Running a Ham Train by Blake=Stud January 20, 2011

Midnight Train to Chechnya 

Satisfying a late night craving for fast food by going to more than four fast-food places between the hours of 11pm-3am

I could really go for a Midnight Train to Chechnya with the girls this weekend!

Midnight Train to Chechnya by Suzette Rosdower April 27, 2020

Run a train on me 

The act of dragging your penis over someone's face

i want you to run a train on me

Run a train on me by Analcheesedick October 2, 2016

Brazilian Train 

The awesome yet near unattainable task in which at least 3 girls line up naked from the waist down, you then insert your penis in then out and move onto the next one and when you get to the end you just work your way back. This is usually a game a parties and is a competition in which the person with the most "chugs"(inserts and exits) wins.

Guy one- "Holy shit that party last night was epic"

Guy two-"Yeah i know, btw did u hear that Gary broke the Brazilian train record last night, he got 35 chugs"

Guy one-"Nice Hi 5"

Brazilian Train by chucknorrisx10000000 September 16, 2010

Chocolate Chunky Train 

Verb. 1) Taking a shit in your woman's vagina.

"Yo Steve, yesterday I gave Yolanda the chocolate chunky train. It took that bitch two days to clean out her cooch!"

Chocolate Chunky Train by froznalyve September 30, 2007