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dude stamps

"Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".
I totally used dude stamps to get my oil changed for free today.
by scary2004 January 26, 2016
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Narly dude

You say this to your companion when you wanna fuck them to death and piledrive a dildo in their poonor posterior

“And also my opponent is a liar and can not be trusted” Hilary Clinton
Yo I’m tired so before I go to sleep narly dude
by ‘My opponent is a liar’ October 31, 2019
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Kai dude

I think your smile is adorable. So when i go crazy eyed its not because im scared its because I i think its cute and idk how to react or express it.
by heartcalls July 30, 2019
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Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."
by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011
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Dude nugget

A frozen wad of jizz that you throw through your ex’s bedroom window
I gotta get my freezer fixed so I can dude nugget Karen.
by Bjorks swan suit October 21, 2017
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dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat
shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)
by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021
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micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it
That’s a Micah bald dude
by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018
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