The business end of the phone book
by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

by Lorgaste Angry bird February 9, 2022

a wonderful thing you can use to escape the harshness of reality. not are books are wonderful, but the ones that are are better then life itself. books are to be read, they are not fire kindling.
on a rainy day, all I need is a coffee, a sweater, and a good book.
get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
by im.booksmart March 25, 2020

by Pacha19 September 7, 2017

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
