Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Flag

Get the Captain Gankaroomug.

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

Flag

Get the Captain Cucumbermug.

captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.

that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute

by pinhe_ad December 23, 2023

Flag

Get the captain save a hoemug.

Captain A.Muurikka

Its a superhero from a comic, little reminiscent of "Captain America" with a rim instead of a shield. Captain A.Muurikka is an outdoor enthusiast and also got a sidekick called Thruster.

Look! Up in the sky! A plane!
-Its a star!
-It is definitely a sandwich.
-Haha no, its just Captain A.Muurikka saving the world!

by Young Thruster no2 October 13, 2020

Flag