When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
by Daddyajthelord March 14, 2024
A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
by frggr February 26, 2010
To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
by Fubar1 May 18, 2022